i went to a place called a “Sperm Bank” & that was probably the worst yogurt i’ve ever had
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| tyra banks: | 10 beautiful ladies stand before me |
| tyra banks: | but i only have nine pictures in my hands |
| tyra banks: | and they're all of me |
| tyra banks: | lol |
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
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And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…
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rihanna look like that bitch that drinks out of your cup without asking
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“are you ready to ROCK?????” i scream out to the crowd. everyone is in rocking chairs. they are very excited to rock
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i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
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aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!
how sweet
I’m sure she is getting all choked up
It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!
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this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
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things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- getting out of bed in the morning
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport
wow one of those was really unexpected
yeah devouring the souls of my enemies is really easy
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